1. RFID Chips – A nice and easy way to start out
with body hacking is to implant an RFID chip into you. An RFID chip is
just a passive antenna that’s pre-configured to transmit a specific code
when it’s brought near an RFID reader. Generally, RFID is used as a key
of sorts; so for example, you can set up your computer or your phone to
unlock only when you pick them up. Or install an RFID-enabled deadbolt
on your front door and an RFID reader in your car and you won’t need to
carry your keys around anymore. It’s completely safe — you can even do
it yourself.
2. Medical Sensors - Most people go to the doctor
when there’s something wrong with them, at which point it’s too late to
take much in the way of preventative measures. Sensor systems implanted
inside our bodies would be able to detect even the faintest little whiff
of something like cancer, alerting us when we’ve still got plenty of
time for treatment. A couple years ago, a professor from MIT developed a
0.2-inch-long implant embedded with nanoparticles that respond to
cancer cells, but much more is possible. In the near future, we may all
get implants with entire arrays of nano-sized virus and disease
detectors that can send instant alerts to our cell phones. And our
doctor’s cell phone.
3. Energy Harvesters - As anyone who’s seen The Matrix
knows, humans have the potential to generate a lot of electricity. The
tricky part is finding a good way to harvest it, but one solution is to
use piezoelectric rubber films that can be implanted beneath your skin.
This “piezo-rubber” is able to convert 80% of mechanical energy (bending
or pressure) into electricity, and coupled with an induction coil, you
could charge your phone by just pressing it against a layer of energy
harvesters right under your skin.
4. LED Arrays - Want something that can outshine
every single tattoo ever inked? How about implanting a programmable LED
array underneath your skin. Think of it: you could play movies on your
forehead, use your palm as a flashlight, or even turn your entire body
into one giant music visualize and dance around in pulsing naked glory.
And if you just pair your LEDs up with some of those energy harvesters
from the previous slide, and won’t even have to worry about recharging
yourself.
5. Augmented Reality Contacts - Consider how much time, effort, and money has gone all over the world into
developing bigger and fancier and 3D-ier TV screens, all for the
benefit of our tiny little eyes. Putting screens into our eyeballs
themselves seems inevitable, whether it’s for augmenting our existing
realities or constructing entirely new ones. The contact lens in the
above picture is just a prototype, but the next generation will contain a
wireless antenna plus an array of semi-transparent LEDs that are
entirely invisible when turned off. When turned on, they form perfectly
in-focus images. Power is wireless too. The only thing to be careful of
is that anything that the lenses show you appears inside your eyelids, so like it or not, you’re going to see it.
6. Brain Remote - Yes, soon it will be possible to
change channels on your TV and even browse the web while entirely
motionless. Intel has been working on brain implants designed to read
your brainwaves directly and translate your thoughts into commands that
can then be sent wirelessly to a variety of electronic devices, from TVs
to computers to cell phones.
7. Bionic Limbs - We’re just starting to get to the
point where bionic limbs with nerve integration and brain control work
well enough for them to be a viable option for people who need a
replacement. In fact, some people who have lost the ability to use a
hand are choosing amputation in order to get a new bionic version, which
incidentally has a greater range of motion than a human hand, being
able to spin around at the wrist. It’s no stretch to imagine that at
some point in the future, you might have the option of replacing your
hand with a bionic one that’s identical in every sensation, except that
it’s ten times stronger, much more maneuverable, and detachable to boot.
8. Bionic Eyes - Our eyes do a decent enough job of
letting us get around I guess, but in the absolute sense our biological
hardware is a little primitive. We can see three different colors in a
fairly narrow spectral range, and we need a large amount of light to do
it. Compare that to the eyes of the tiny mantis shrimp, which can see
twelve different colors from infrared to ultraviolet while also
detecting both linear and circular polarization and performing redundant
trinocular depth analysis. Luckily, we can just replace our eyes with
cameras, which we can tune to see whatever different wavelengths we
want. This pic shows a prototype bionic eye from the Boston Retinal
Implant Project.
9. Orgasm Button - A spinal implant designed to
alleviate chronic pain has a happy side-effect for some women: it gives
them orgasms. The doctor that invented it has patented the design and is
trying to convince Medtronic to develop a dedicated remote-control
orgasm machine: you’d just push a button or activate an app on your
phone and bam, orgasm. The device has also worked for men, and FDA
approval is in the works. Expect to pay about $12,000 for one of these
on-demand orgasm implants, which are called (seriously) Orgasmatrons.
